(!LANG: New Year's KVN business card script at school. Mkou"шуньгская сош" Темы новогоднего квн в школе!}

(The song "New Year" sounds, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden come out)

Father Frost:

I am a good Santa Claus!

I move everyone to tears.

I love cheeks and noses

Deprive the natural beauty!

Hey guys, I'm here.

I found a bag in the forest

What's in that bag - I don't know myself,

But we will divide everything in half.

Snow Maiden:

What are you, Santa Claus,

Forgetful you are!

There is a whole cart in a bag of gifts,

You made it hard on your own!

But don't touch them now.

Prizes for the fair

Get to destination:

For the best game - to the teams,

Fans - for entertainment.

Father Frost:

What are you talking about, granddaughter?

I don't understand something

What kind of fans, what teams are here.

We walked with you on snow and on ice,

To congratulate everyone.

Play musicians!

Snow Maiden:

No, wait!

Grandpa, come on!

KVN invited us to watch

This is the youth.

Some strange you today, I don’t understand ...

Come on, hit the staff on the ice

And remember, finally, everything.

Why are we here together today?

Father Frost:

I remembered everything! Ice me freeze!

Rotten old, not cheerful Santa Claus!

The jury, I have to represent you guys,

Applaud him to put

Some ratings are "five".

(Represented by the jury)

Father Frost(bows):

Your obedient servant and my granddaughter.

Snow Maiden:

We wish you Happy New Year!

We wish you all victory!

We invite the first team to the stage

And we start KVN!

(The song "We start KVN" sounds)

Contests

1. Team greetings.

2. Warm up:

a) what would that mean?

Plaster, pride, perch.

Cataclysm, hairbrush, stuntman;

(Assignments are given for each team in turn)

Snow Maiden:

In the meantime, the teams are preparing, I announce

3. Competition of fans. Auction of words on the theme: "New Year".

Snow Maiden:

4. Competition: "Film, film, film" (homework).

Father Frost:

Well, now homework. "Movies" based on the fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood" in different styles: Italian comedy, Brazilian TV series, American action movie.

5. Competition of captains.

A) Questionnaire.

Listen carefully to the sequence in which you need to describe your opponent from memory (correct answers are compared): height, fullness, age, eye color, name, nose shape, hair color, gait, character, what he is wearing (read out by the leader quickly enough).

B) Comic quadrathlon.

Who will quickly move the matchbox with his nose to the finish line?

Running with obstacles. (Blindfolded, run around the pins and return to the place. A knocked down pin is minus 1 point)

Depict: an angry pig; human,

unsuccessfully kicking a stone; sad penguin.

B) hair.

(While the music is playing, the captains draw hairstyles on special Whatman paper, with a cutout for the head, which the assistants from the fans will then “try on”)

6. Musical competition (homework).

Snow Maiden:

While the jury is summing up, we will play with you.

The game "Teapot with a lid"

To the melody "The Heart of a Beauty ..." we sing:

Teapot with lid

There is a knob in the lid.

There is a hole in the cone,

Father Frost:

We congratulate the winning team!

And we start the disco with fun pop music.

Snow Maiden:

We'll say goodbye for a while -

Until next winter.

Goodbye everyone!

Father Frost:

Happy New Year!

Snow Maiden:

Let's go, grandfather, by taxi.

Teacher: Ryabenko Lilia Vladimirovna

New Year's script for high school

Goals : to develop the horizons and creative abilities of students; promote team building.

Event progress

I. Introduction

Leading (in a snowflake suit and big white sneakers)I. Good evening! Teams of cheerful and resourceful people compete today (represents the teams). And a full hall of fans suggests that there is a general epidemic in the auditorium. Everyone will get sick!

presenter (in a snowman costume and white high-heeled shoes). Not everyone still knows that our KVN is not ordinary, but New Year's, one might say KVN-masquerade! You will find not only fireworks of New Year's jokes, but also unusual, cool carnival costumes.

Leading . So here we go! But first of all, let me introduce the members of the jury... (introduces the jury). Information for the fans: while the jury is deliberating, you can show your support for your favorite team: posters, chants, chants, songs... This way you can help the team earn extra points (maximum 3 points). Get sick of your health!

presenter . Stop, stop! You can’t start the game, because we don’t have a Christmas tree. How will we invite Santa Claus? I suggest that the teams work hard - dress up the Christmas tree.

II. Game tasks for teams

Presenter: - we invite you to participate in the "Christmas Tree Decoration" Competition

We need three people from the team, one of them is a girl. Girls turn into Christmas trees. And the boys dress up the girls with scarves and Christmas decorations on clothespins. Fans are invited to evaluate the work of the teams with loud applause. The winner is the team whose Christmas tree received the noisiest approval and the jury liked it the most!

Host: so the first part of our KVN "Greeting"

Teams show a business card - a New Year's greeting. Any sketch (sketch) on the New Year theme. The maximum score in this competition is 5 points.

Song of KVNshchikov

We studied at school and did not know grief,

But they invited us to play in KVN.

Forgotten lessons and abandoned books

Now we are not just girls, boys.

Welcome to our super team!

Take a look at us - no more words needed!

Resourcefulness, humor, enthusiasm and luck.

We swear that we will give you fun!

Leading. Before the “Warm-up” competition begins, the captains, together with two assistants, must leave their team to come to us in the costume of Santa Claus. And we appreciate the originality of this costume.

You can use paper "icicles", plastic bottles and other materials to decorate the Santa Claus costume.

Warm up

The maximum score is 5 points.

Leading. We are starting the second competition, alas, without captains. Your task is to answer the questions as quickly as possible without preparation. The faster you get to the microphone and witty answer, the higher the scores.

Questions (on a separate sheet)

Leading. I want Santa Claus! And better than two: there will be more jokes! Let's write an ad: "Young, pretty, Gillette-shaven Santa Clauses are required."

Leading. Young? Grandfather? Wonderful! What about hair?

Leading. With a ponytail!

Leading. M-yes! With a ponytail, in a fur coat and felt boots! Get hurt!

Leading. Then - young, handsome, in Levis jeans, a Versace T-shirt, Camelot boots! And what?

Leading. And with a bag on my back! Some scavenger!

presenter . With a backpack, on a skateboard and in a baseball cap!

Leading (taken aback). Who?

presenter . Father Frost! (To the audience.) Let's call them! Grandpas!

Santas come out - team captains,

Santas (in chorus).

We are young brothers

Frosts are gone.

One (points to himself).

I am Frost Red Nose!

Another . I am Frost Blue nose.

Third . And I'm Frost purple nose!

Presenter: our wonderful grandfathers will take part in the captains competition. Captains competition. Original New Year's greetings and wishes to teams and fans

Santa Claus 1 . The smartest and the most daring, help! My comrades and I decided to open our own business - the Moroz company (gifts are getting more expensive!), But we don’t know where to start.

presenter . With ads, of course! Where did Frost fall from? Still do not know the main engine of trade?

Santa Claus 2. That's it, my dear, it's her, this advertisement, and think of it for us!

The teams present their options. The maximum score is 5 points.

Creative competition for teachers "I am writing to you"

presenter . But I wonder how to check if our Santa Clauses are real?

Leading . Yes, very easy! Real Santa Clauses do not have a bite after the first rhyme!

Leading. And real teachers always start checking after the first one...

Leading ... .availability of the second?

presenter . What are you! Notebooks!

Leading . Even on New Years?

presenter . This process is endless!

Leading. Why do you think _______ always looks under the table?

Leading. Admire the shoes!

Leading. Aha! On the composition that is on her knees! No time to waste!

Leading. Then it remains for us to hold a creative competition for teachers.

Leading. We give you leaflets on which you see rhymes. You also need to compose a small New Year's quatrain in 5 minutes. Nothing complicated! Go, load your students to the fullest!

Task for teachers

Presenter: -You should make a Happy New Year greeting to all the participants in the evening so that a word is repeated 10 times, for example, “ate-fall”

Competition "Ice Sculpture"

Teams must draw an ice sculpture and give it a name. Preparation time - 45 seconds. The maximum score is 5 points.

Competition "Round dance"

Leading. You all know that the New Year cannot do without a round dance around the Christmas tree. The task of the team is to dance in a round dance, put the "Christmas tree" in the center of the round dance, and their Santa Claus next to it.

Each team has its own music, for example (lambada, oriental, psy opa gag us style, dance of little ducklings), the teams perform in turn. The maximum score is 7 points.

Competition for the best and original song.

Options

Southern version of the song about the Christmas tree

(To the motive "A Christmas tree was born in the forest")

A cactus was born in the steppe,

Lived in the sultry desert,

Was slim and green

Like a crocodile.

The camel sang songs to him:

Sleep, cactus, bye-bye.

The dune was wrapped in sand:

Look, don't freeze!

Sometimes the jerboa is gray

Jumping under a cactus.

Sometimes a skinny angry coyote

Ran around the area.

But here comes the prairie

Cowboy on horseback

And, lassoing a cactus,

Take him home.

Now an elegant cactus

Will come to us in a pot

And lots and lots of joy

Bring the kids.

new year potpourri

(The Ensemble of the Russian song "Baba Mani." Handkerchiefs are tied under the chin. They sing to the tune "

There was a birch in the field.")

Oh, there was a tree in the forest,

Oh, there was a green one in the forest.

Lyuli-lyuli, stood. (2 times)

Someone break that tree,

Break some green

Here the man went for a walk,

Break the Christmas tree for the kids

Lyuli-lyuli, break it. (2 times)

The tree is shining with lights

Leads round dances with us,

Lyuli-lyuli, with us. (2 times)

(Group "Advanced Mary". Handkerchiefs are tied like bandanas. They perform rap.)

Christmas tree sticks, green needles!

On a sunny meadow

The tree grew.

E-tree, tree. (2 times)

Once in a fierce cold

One man came

Saw very sharp

On the Christmas tree, whack and whack.

crazy teens

They danced until morning.

Gathered at the Christmas tree

Nice bro.

(A group of semi-manufacturers "Golden Masha". Handkerchiefs on their hips. They sing to the tune of the song "Fish".)

In the distant taiga, icy

The Christmas tree misses the kids

Cold dark winter

Dreaming of bright lights.

And she doesn't need anything

No forest, no winter, no cold.

Only tinsel and serpentine,

And she needs a children's round dance.

Chorus:

Oh, the Christmas tree, my Christmas tree - they cut it down.

Green needles fell off the Christmas tree.

Competition "Homework"

Teams demonstrate parodies of their favorite TV programs Maximum score - 7 points .

III. Final part

Leading.

How fast the time has flown

Minutes, half an hour, hours...

We had fun

We managed to give you prizes!

Leading.

And ahead of a fun holiday

Magical bright New Year!

Perhaps there is no more beautiful moment

When the new year comes!

Leading.

Happy New Year to you -

It's so nice to congratulate you!

And we sincerely wish you

Learn to never forget!

Leading.

More often, it's easier to smile

And live in peace with dad, mom.

Cheerful, fun to laugh,

Really be friends!

Common song

Winter

(To the motive of the song "Earth in the porthole", music by V. Miguli)


Winter, winter is beautiful
Houses in the snow and streets
The trees are all frozen in silver.
Gifts are bought
And people smile
After all, we are all waiting for the New Year in December!
Puddles sparkle with ice
Decorated with snowflakes
Villages, cities and winter forest,
Crows wash themselves in snow
And soon we will open
The world of magic, unknown miracles!

Chorus:

And let all the fairy tales come together
And let them give the world miracles.
And let all the people join hands
And the whole earth will be happy!

Let the trees dress up
And let the dreams come true
Fun, joy will come to every home!
Let poetry and music
In all hearts will spin,
May a Happy New Year come!
The lights are shining
Champagne explodes
Smiles, masks, sparkles, mess!
Let the holiday never end
Let it continue.
Thank you, Zimushka-Zima!

New Year's KVN for high school students.

Scenario New Year's KVN for high school students.

New Year's KVN for teams of 10-11 grades can become a spectacular show if the organizers make some efforts.

The script contains options for performances for both teams, texts for all competitions, words and remarks of the hosts. It is assumed that children can improvise, add their own words, replicas that are relevant and recognizable in a particular educational team, and play around with other situations. But even if this does not happen, do not worry! After all, the way the guys play the roles proposed to them will already contain elements of improvisation.

Decor and costumes. Children play themselves, so there is no need to make any special costumes, except for the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. A student playing the role of Teacher or Director can simply hang a sign with the name of the teacher or with the inscription "Director" on his chest. In general, costumes should be made as primitive as possible - one or two details are enough to create a recognizable image. For example, to the Director - hats, the manager - a blue robe, glasses and bills, Santa Claus - a red cap and a fluffy beard. But the costumes of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden should be as natural and bright as possible.

Command appearance. You can, of course, make emblems with the names of the teams, but they will not look from the audience. Therefore, it is better to make one copy and immediately give it to the jury for use during scoring. To make it clear from the audience where which team is, it is better to attach their names on the back of the stage, and each team will always stand next to its name.

Props: a cardboard frame for a TV set, balloons, a bow and arrows, a large candy, textbooks (3 pieces), a big shoe, slippers, galoshes, black cars cut out of cardboard, a head of cabbage, Christmas tree beads.

Musical arrangement:

Phonograms of songs:

- "Song of disguised Bremen Town Musicians" (from the film "The Bremen Town Musicians");

- “One day the world will bend under us” (group “Time Machine”);

- “Tired toys are sleeping” (words by 3. Petrova, music by A. Ostrovsky);

- "Black Boomer" (Serega);

- "White Roses" (group "Tender May").

Fans can be offered such "chants":

We support you guys

Our tenth class will win!

Even though you burst

Though that crack

And "Bang-Bang"

At the first place!

Our team is class!

Our team is strength!

Love for your team

United us all!

We want anyone

To say without unnecessary phrases,

What's the best today

Eleventh grade!

In winter, and in summer, and in the cold, and in the heat,

"Generation Pi" - we are always with you!

Adults know this

Children know this

Our generation"

The best in the world!!!

For greater entertainment, you can give the fans sultans, pipes, flags.

Music sounds. Leaders take the stage.

Leading. Attention, attention, the New Year's meeting of the Club of cheerful and resourceful is declared open!

Leading. We invite teams to the stage!

Leading. An 11th grade team called Generation Pi.

Leading. And a 10th grade team called “Bang-Bang!”

Solemn music sounds. Teams enter the stage and line up at an angle on both sides of the stage.

Leading. Our today's competitions will be judged by a jury. (Introduces the members of the jury.)

Leading. The winners will be rewarded with a New Year's cake.

Leading. So, we announce the first competition - "Greetings".

Leading. Under the terms of this competition, the team must introduce themselves, explain the name.

Leading. We invite the team "Bang-bang" to the stage.

10th grade performance

Musical intro (melody "Songs of disguised Bremen town musicians").

A chair is brought to the edge of the stage. The captain sits on a chair with a notebook and a pen. A student comes to the middle of the stage holding a poster with the text: "Recruitment to the KVN team." After showing the poster, she moves to the edge of the stage and stands next to the captain.

Captain. Something a bad day today. Not a single marksman!

Pupil. Yes, write down anyone! Otherwise, we will not recruit a team!

Captain. Next!

A student in the costume of a medieval armored man enters the middle of the stage. He leads by the hand the Kid in short pants with a huge balloon in his hands.

Captain. Can you shoot?

Latnik. Yes, yes, a little. Sometimes I get. Through time.

Captain. Well, show me what you can do.

The kid goes to the opposite edge of the stage and raises the ball above his head. The man-at-arms removes the bow from his back, inserts an arrow and shoots the arrow into the ball. The kid pierces the ball with a needle. There is a loud bang.

Captain. Yes, no question. We are adding you to our team!

The armored man takes the Kid by the hand and stands in the middle of the stage.

Pupil. Next!

A student dressed as a punk enters.

Punk. Hey, bro, do you smoke? Give me a cigarette!

Captain. Yes, I don't smoke. Maybe you want some candy? (Pulls out candy from pocket.)

Punk. Alright, give me some candy!

Pupil. So! Record this too!

Captain. For what?

Pupil. Did he shoot you candy?

Captain. Shot!

Pupil. Got it?

Captain. Got it!

Pupil. Congratulations to our team of marksmen! (Shakes the punk's hand.)

Punk stands next to Latnik. Two students come on stage, coquettishly spinning.

Coquette 1. Hello, are you recording this in KVN?

Captain. You are not suitable for us.

Pupil. We only take well-aimed shooters!

Coquette 2. And we know how we can shoot!

Captain. Well, shoot.

Coquette 1(nudges friend with elbow) Come on!

The two of them stare at the captain of the team. He falls off the chair.

Coquette 1. Oops, looks like they overdid it!

Captain(getting up from the floor). Girls, we didn't agree that we should shoot to kill!

Pupil. Yes, we take both! (Fanning the captain with a poster.)

Latnik. Yes, beauty is a terrible force!

The coquettes stand next to the Latnik and the Kid.

The captain approaches the team members.

Captain(looks at the team members and takes his head). Who have we recruited? After all, KVN does not need beauty, but wit. There it is necessary to kill the opponent on the spot with a joke!

Pupil. Come on, let's fight somehow!

Latnik. We'll hit someone, that's for sure!

Baby. At least once!

Captain. Why is this one here?

Baby. And I will parry the blows.

Captain. Okay, we take you on the role of a punching bag, and who will joke?

Pupil. What, thrown out again?

Joker. Threw it away. Biologist.

All. For what?

Joker. And I asked what is the difference between Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.

All. And she?

Joker. And she said that I was vulgar and I had only nasty things on my mind.

Coquette 1. A c chemistry you for what?

Joker. Yes, as always, for nothing! He brought a can of laughing gas, and everyone laughed!

Coquette 2. Ace mathematician?

Joker. Well, he said that I know only one triangle - love!

Captain. Listen, but you're exactly what we need just desperately!

Joker. What for?

Pupil. To the KVN team!

Joker(rubs hands). Good!

Captain. Only... (Looks around and leans towards the Joker) Between us. So how is Santa Claus different from the Snow Maiden?

Joker. So Santa Claus has a fastener on the right side, and the Snow Maiden has on the left!

Captain. Ah-ah-ah!

A song is performed to the tune of "Songs of the Disguised Bremen Town Musicians".

To be honest, we are not supermen,

We shoot jokes only in KVN.

Maybe sometimes we shoot past.

But sick of shooting, but sick of shooting,

But sick with shooting is incurable.

We are ka, we are ve, we are enshchiks,

Fans recognize us

We are just KVN workers,

Entertainers, skirmishers.

We shoot accurately sometimes sweets,

And we can shoot a joke with a caustic.

And if the eyes of the coquette are shot,

Then immediately on the spot, then immediately on the spot,

Then they will immediately put it on the spot!

We are ka, we are ve, we are enshchiks,

Fans recognize us

We are just kavanshchiki,

Entertainers, skirmishers.

Leading. Thanks to the Pip-Bang team. We listen and watch the greeting of the Generation Pi team.

11th grade performance

All team members take the stage.

Student 1. Oh wow, what a name. What is "pi"?

Student 2. Well, if "pi" is beer, I'm for it!

Student 3. And I'm against it! I don't drink beer!

Pupil 4. Well, then "pi" is Pepsi.

Student 5. The generation that chooses Pepsi!

All. Her!

Student 6. I don't drink Pepsi either, it has so many calories!

Pupil 7. And then the Pepsi generation is already our moms and dads!

Student 8. Oh, I figured it out! "Pi" is a piercing!

Pupil 9. This is already something! But not everyone has it!

Pupil 10. I have, for example, only 4 additional holes!

Student 1. And I have 14!

SCENARIO OF NEW YEAR KVN

"MIRACLES UNDER THE NEW YEAR"

Sounds music on the New Year's theme

(Music before the start of the evening. The audience is in the hall in the field. The teams are also in the hall.)

Vedas: Good evening.

Vedas: Finally, there is a holiday in our school,

Finally a carnival.

And, believe me, not in vain.

Everyone was waiting for it!

Vedas: There will be contests, jokes,

Awards, prizes.

Disco very soon

He will tell you: "Don't slow down!"

Vedas: You are tired of studying.

So go ahead! To the masquerade!

But at the beginning of the New Year

Congratulations to all workers!

Vedas: Today, on New Year's Eve, all our KVN players will compete in their ability to have fun and show their talents. To light not only each other, but also to turn on and cheer the audience so that this meeting of the new year in our school will be remembered for a long time.

Vedas: 4 wonderful people will present their New Year's miracles to us today

teams….

Vedas: So, welcome to the 8th grade team" (applause)

Vedas: So, welcome to the 9th grade team" (applause)

Vedas: Welcome to the 10th grade team "(Applause)

Vedas: Greetings to the 11th grade team "(Applause)

Vedas: For the competition to take place, we must first present our competent jury.

Vedas: As part of the jury today we have ...

Vedas: The teams are in place, the jury too.

Vedas 1: Our first contest "New Year's business card".

So, we meet a team of students of _____ class.

With thunderous applause we meet the team of _____ class.

And now the performance of students of _____ class.

And our first competition is completed by a team of students of ______ class.

Let's thank the teams.

Vedas: Now we really started our evening with you. What if

If there is a beginning, then there will be a continuation.

Jury scores for the first competition.

The next competition "Warm-up - Guessing"

The teams will take turns being given a question to which they must answer.

In what country is the New Year's old man's name Per Noel?
1. Norway
2. France
3. Spain

In what country is the New Year's old man called Toshigami?
1. Japan
2. China
3. Italy

In what country is the New Year's old man's name Ulemand?
1. Belgium
2. Poland
3. Norway

In what country is the New Year's old man called Santa Claus?
1. Iraq
2. Ethiopia
3. USA


New Year films.

one . What was the name of the boy whose father, mother, brothers and sisters left at home alone for the Christmas holidays? (Kevin - "Home Alone")
2. From what material was the man whom the mischievous wife sent to the forest for the New Year tree in the cartoon "Last Year's Snow Was Falling"? (From plasticine)
3 . What New Year's toy did the king of mice turn the young prince into, according to the fairy tale of K. Hoffmann? (Nutcracker)
four . In which film did the actors E. Leonov, G. Vitsin, S. Kramorov celebrate the New Year at the dacha of an archaeologist professor? (Gentlemen of Fortune)
5. What is the name of the village in which once on Christmas night, at the request of one of the residents, the devil stole the moon? (Dikanka)
6. What was the name of the polar bear who came to his friend's boy for the New Year's holiday and asked if it was possible to eat the Christmas tree?
(Umka)
7. What was the New Year's issue of “Well, wait a minute!” (5)

8. In what New Year's film does the main character sing in the voice of Alla Pugacheva? (The Irony of Fate)

Jury evaluations for the second competition "Warm-up".

We called the next competition "Application in a balloon"

A round balloon of small size looks like a head. True, for a complete resemblance to the head, eyes, ears, nose, lips, hair, etc. are still not enough.
Try cutting out these missing parts of the face from colored paper and sticking them on the balloon. As a result, the balloon can turn into the head of New Year's heroes:
- Santa Claus;
- Snow Maiden;
- Hare;

Dragon.

Together with the head, the team prepares congratulatory words for their hero.

I think that our teams are already fully prepared and can show their results..

Many thanks to all the teams for your creative imagination and for your skill, and now the jury's scores.

The next competition "Tasty martial arts"

Get the candy out of the flour.
Flour is piled in a bowl. A candy is inserted into it so that the tip sticks out, for which it can be pulled out.

Vedas: jury estimates.

The next competition is called "Sleight of Hand"

Jury scores.

The next competition is called "Musical"

Each team shows a musical number.

Jury score.

The next competition is called "Mosaic".
An envelope is given to each table, in which a beautiful postcard is cut into various geometric shapes. Task - to collect a postcard stick it on a piece of paper.

Jury scores.

The next contest is called Black Box.

1. I really like this thing
2. It gives adults a lot of trouble
3. Once she had a hare mask with an elastic band inside
4. She looks like a grenade
5. She has a rope to pull
(Clapperboard)

1. This is something so long
2. Mom decorated my suit with this
3. She's so colorful and sparkly
4. It can be easily torn
5. They make it from foil
(Tinsel)

1. My dad says they can set the house on fire.
2. I have a whole pack
3. People walk down the street with them and wave their hands
4. You can’t hang them on the Christmas tree, but some do
5. They burn and scatter sparks everywhere.
(Bengalithe lights )

1. I tried once before my mother saw
2. We had half a year in the sideboard
3. There, first “Bang-bang”, and then “P-sh-sh”
4. Most importantly, you need to make sure that it does not run away
5. Our cork nearly broke a mirror
(Champagne)

The competition is called "New Year's fairy tale in a new way."

And now the teams will show their theatrical skills and show fairy tales in a new way. As well as a poster, which will be evaluated by our competent jury.

Jury score.

Vedas: Well, now let's probably move on to the most interesting - dear jury

please announce the total number of points for all competitions.

Santa Claus immediately awards certificates of honor for prizes and gives gifts:

Vedas: 1. Time flew by so quickly, minutes, half an hour, hours…

We managed to have some fun

We managed to give you prizes!

Vedas 2: And ahead of a fun holiday,

Magical, bright New Year!

Perhaps there is no more beautiful moment

When the New Year is coming!

Vedas 1: Happy New Year to you-

It's so nice to congratulate you!

And we sincerely wish you

Learn to never forget!

Vedas 2: More often, it's easier to smile

And live in peace with dad, mom.

Cheerful, fun to laugh,

Really be friends!

Snow Maiden.:

There comes a breakup

But we mean

Parting - goodbye!

In the new, next year!

All together: Happy New Year! Until we meet again!!!

KVN

There is a poster hanging “Mother Nature, if you didn’t sometimes send such children to the world, our school would bloom ...”

TEAM WELCOME

Voice behind the scene Film Company XX ICentury Presents: "And Here They Are Gathering Again"

On stage, Ira sits in a rocking chair

Egor runs up to her

Egor - Hi Rambo!

Egor - Weneedyou.

Ira – You know I "m done

Egor - Rambo, she asked.

Ira - Who?

Egor - O may Gad

Ira – She asked for it.

Egor - Yes itself.

Ira - I agree

Egor Well, Rambo, let's go!

Ira –Astala Vista, baby

On stage to the musicThe New Year is upon us ) the captain of the team runs out, and the guys ...

Captain: Where is the whole team?

Rudik: Well, yesterday was Dima's birthday...

Captain: clear! Let's play KVN!

Rudik: Here they go!

The whole bandaged Anton comes out, the bandages are in the blood, he limps towards him

Rudik

Anton, what happened?

Anton - Yes, you know, we put up a Christmas tree at school, we danced, there were few children, but the Christmas tree was big!

Captain - What do the stars say? Is it a good time for us to start playing KVN:

Anton The Year of the Monkey has arrived! Happy New Year!

Captain - O! Good start!

Sasha - A good start is already half the success!

Captain: Well, well done ... What else to say ?! Can you at least sing the opening song?

All: Well, let's try!

(sing to the tune of the song "Tonight")

Tonight, tonight, tonight

When all schoolchildren, imagine, there is nothing to do,

We will all come to KVN,

We'll take all our friends with us

And sing our favorite song!

Captain: What?

(sing to the tune of the song "Captain, Captain")

Student, student, don't fall in love

After all, the exam is ahead of you!

Student, student, try

At school, you can do without love!

Captain: But!

(sing to the tune of the song "Call me with you")

Call me with you,

I will come through the evil nights

I will come to KVN

Even if you don't want to.

I will come to where we are

Let's sing and have fun

Where my friends are waiting for me

After all, what is a holiday without me?!

Captain: And at school?

(sing to the motive of the song "School time")

school time

And with every lesson

Disappeared in the assembly hall always,

So it's time to get back to class!

Captain: Okay, let's say we sang the opening song, what's next, does anyone know?

Rudik: I know!

Roma: What?

Rudik: We will tell you how hard it is to learn!

All: Woo!

Rudik: Biology lesson. Hello children, today we will prepare for the final written work, which we will write in the next lesson. So, the question is. - What functions do the pistil and stamen perform in flowers?

Sasha: The function of the genitals.

Anton : Horror! And I, the fool, sniffed them!

Rudik: Stop yelling! It's a breeding function!

Yegor comes in, brings a toy

Roma : and who is this?

Rudik : Ouch! What a charm! Don't you know, because so much is being said about him now!

Anton: So that's what you are - the new director of the school!

Captain - let's continue. Literature lesson. Guess the work of which great Russian writer and poet we will study (the guys shout out) I suggest: the first letter is P, the last is N.

Sasha. pulls his hand - Pushkin!

Captain: That's right, Sasha, I like the way you think! And now, who knows what writer's work we will study later (the guys shout). I suggest, the first letter is T, the last is B

Egor: Turgenev!

Captain: That's right, Egor, I like the way you think! And now,

Svetlana Vladimirovna, you guess! The first letter is X, and the last is Y!

Svetlana Vladimirovna: Well, get out of class!

Captain – Svetlana Vladimirovna, It's Hemingway! But I like your way of thinking!

Rudik: Quiet everything! And who can add about Pushkin?

Anton: Pushkin rotated in high society and rotated his wife there.

Rudik: Pushkin devoted his poems to various topics. Here is one of them.

Once upon a time in the cold winter time

I'm sitting behind bars in a damp dungeon,

I look, it rises slowly uphill,

A young eagle raised in captivity.

And marching importantly, with a dignified gait.

My sad comrade, waving his wing,

In big boots, in a sheepskin coat.

Bloody food pecks under the window.

Sasha : In general, he has other works, Eugene Onegin, whose uncle robbed the most honest.

Captain: turn!

Rudik: What do you do when you don't learn your lesson?

Egor: Well, there are many different ways!

Anton: I prayed before bed last night!

Roma: How?

Anton: Lord, make sure that the isosceles triangle has right angles, as I wrote in the geometry test.

Captain: Eh! You don't know how to pray!

All: You can not! You can not!

Anton: how to! Teach!

(everyone falls to their knees)

Egor: Lord, have mercy on heaven!

Bring a cheat sheet to the dictation!

Sasha: Holy Mary - girl, don't let me fail at the test!

Roma: Saint Nicholas is a martyr, tell me the undereducated!

Rudik: Almighty Jesus Christ, do not put an extra question in the lesson!

Captain: Save, Lord, from one and two of your steadfast slave!

Anton: Send me neither fluff nor a feather, and deliver me from various sins forever and ever! Amen!

They stand up and sing the final song (to the motive of the song “We wish you happiness”)

In a school where a crazy day goes by, where teachers get angry at times,

Where we sometimes wait for good news for a long time.

It is necessary both in rains and in snowfall, so that the teacher has a good look,

So that the teacher's kind look warmed with warmth!

We wish you happiness, great happiness in our school,

Like the sun in the morning, let it live with you!

We wish you happiness and it should be like this - when you yourself decided,

Let others write off the answer!

Rudik: Shall we drink champagne on this occasion?

All: why not?

Rudik: Well there is no way