I work in a commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, these registries have collected more than 70 thousand people ( small town!) - and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names we came across, and then draw a prize for the week, month, etc.
Just funny names like Popik, Tadpolastikov, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, so I don’t list them here.
Well, this is what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!).
Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with the sonorous surname Beeliner (interesting, they gave him a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I just want to add, right?), worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (this is Chekhovsky’s way: there is no such thing that could not become a Jewish surname, and what a name and patronymic!), director of a reputable company with the surname Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out).
Well, now the first three (in ascending order) of the current month, I repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Sraka (strong, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the last name INTRALIGATOR (like an international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and specifically identify such names.
The letter "B" turned out to be the richest in obscene surnames.
In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans.
Against the backdrop of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for the three families that proudly bear the name Bobik. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovich.
And there are only two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad.
There are, respectively, five Pyatizhopovs.
For every three Nadkhullins there is one Podkhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin in three, and Sivukho in two.
The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Heresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular among us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Faggot!
They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin live very well.
We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow for every Bad one there were three Good ones and even three Good ones suggests that good people still more than bad.
And, finally, there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one.
Chaynikov -17 (it’s good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops you on the road).
And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs living in Moscow, four Yeltsins.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers.
Behind them are not the Petrovs at all, as one might assume, but the Kuznetsovs - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing out the legitimate Sidorovs, of whom there are also a lot.
We all have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and cool. We do not choose what we will be called... not fate! That's why they call us whatever you want! Now we will present you the funniest names and surnames, and you decide... - laugh out loud or cry, regretting real person who received such a name and surname.
Look... this is real data existing people! It's no one's fault that people have such names and surnames. It’s funny, of course, laugh... just don’t forget that we don’t select this data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath leaf” and is almost impossible to tear off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in people’s memory you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will have a new “click”, which may be even worse!
Really funny and cool women's names and surnames
For your attention funny women.., no, not like that! Funny names and cool surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decreed that cute creatures could have such terrible data? For them, the most pressing and vitally important issue is to urgently get married and change their last name! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the audience laugh left and right...
Photos of passports of boys and men with funny data
Passports prove that people with funny names and cool names. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and add some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, your last name won’t come out of your passport...”
The data in the passports of girls (women) evokes funny emotions
Look how beautiful ladies with such names are. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such funny information? And... it’s clear: “They go through life laughing...”.
Funny first and last names on VKontakte
On VKontakte you can hide your real last name and first name, so don’t judge strictly, we couldn’t check exactly and posted what is and was... And this is a Fact!
Guys and men
Girls and women
Girls are so different, and the VKontakte network talks about this. Are these names either made up to attract attention, or are they real? There will be no guessing... We won’t find out! And you see for yourself what’s going on there...
Cool names and funny surnames in English
Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However... we really understand something and it’s really funny! See for yourself...
Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names of famous people!
Do you believe Wikipedia? We believe... because it describes mainly verified facts from our real life. Look what famous people have such interesting surnames. Truly our world is rich and diverse!
Each person pays a lot of attention to his last name. He studies its meaning, where it came from, what its roots are. However, the funniest and unusual surnames, presented here, do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.
One can only be amazed at the inexhaustible human imagination and have a lot of fun when encountering such proper names in serious documents or on the door signs of the offices of respectable bosses. The presented list is real surnames found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photographs prove this.
The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Rus'. This originality was also reflected in the nicknames that were given to warriors based on various characteristics or qualities of character. Later, with the advent of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.
- Karaibeda
- Motsny
- Rotan
- Gubach
- Nesvyatipaska
- Titsky
- Killer
- Good evening
- Gryzidub
- Sit down wolf
- Houdier
- Unclean
- Gulyayden
- Weak woman
- Drozhiruk
- Rottooth
- Pidkuimikha
- Nosulya
- Neeshmak
- Yellowlegs
- Help
- Mordan
Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary Orthodox names, but given the specifics of the army, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with the same names had to be distinguished, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashas could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each received his own nickname. Now no one could confuse them during roll call or call them in battle during a fight.
Bulgarian, Moldavian, Gypsy
Everyone knows that in Russian Federation people live different nationalities, there are even entire villages where Bulgarians, Gypsies live, and many Moldovans have long been Russian citizens. Among them there are also surnames. which cause. if not wild, uncontrollable laughter, then certainly surprise.
- Bestresku
- Fanta
- Rakova
- Khachapuri
- Trifle
- Zapadlovsky
- Cherepovsky
- Cats
- Razdvinogova
Caucasian surnames
- Nadoev
- Wallpaper
- Pomoev
- Saraev
- Pleboys
- Pliev
- Onanidze
- Onaniashvili
- Porosenkov
- Not a pussy
- Hemp
- Shmal
- Zhopina
- Yablonskaya
- Vagina
- Lokhov
- Shelyukhina
- Shmarin
- Mozgoedov
- Durnopeiko
- Snot
- Sexual
- Pigman
- Kovyryalov
- Zhirnov
- Zhirinovsky
- Chmyr
- Moshnin
- Khokhlupoikina
- Syringe
- Moshonkin
- Brekhunov
- Mityukov
- Mondina
- Mochenkin
- Fonderkin
- Sosunov
- Pechenkin
- Pichugina
- Khryukin
- Golobokova
- Goloshchekin
- Thursday
- Tretiak
- Dobrobaba
- Onansky
To make sure that the list is not made up, just type any surname into a search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Telephone directories of big cities will also help in your search.
Double surnames with strange meanings
In Russia, bearers of double surnames are not uncommon. They are usually written with a hyphen and sometimes cause a lot of trouble for their owners. Where do they come from? There are different ways:
Someone adds a pseudonym to their family name, this usually happens in a creative environment, so as to be different from others and not be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).
There are also historical ones. Two noble families, when they became related, the surnames of the spouses were combined (Musin-Pushkin).
Someone got the surname in orphanage during the war years, thanks to the indefatigable imagination of educators.
Let's get acquainted with these unique words:
- Buffalo Cat
- Bit-Ivan
- Honest-Good
- Kill-Joyful
- Shura-Bura
- Drinker-Nefedoy
Collectors of surnames
There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. There are a lot of them who know how to appreciate humor, so they can’t pass up another family gem. Eat large collections names that can make you laugh more than one evening. In every job, even the papery and boring one, you can find its own charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:
- Muhosranov
- Serobaba
- Blyakher
- Intraligator
- Nedorezov
- Akulibaba
- Dolbnya
- Bibik
- Nedorezov
- Dokhlik
- Pipko
- Asshole
- Wartkin
- Saloed
- Take a walk
- Skins
- Khertuheev
- Khrennov
- Smorshchuk
- Wart
- Shurlo
- Burdyga
- Golotsutskov
- Neumyvakin
- Sinebryukhov
Sometimes such collectors not only write down their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans as evidence that such funny names really exist and are not just another invention.
Funny names of public people
Among famous personalities, you can often meet people with strange names. They exist in all areas and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.
Football players
- Karyaka
- Smertin
- Kolodin
- Zlobin
- I'll sing
- Mazilu
- Contra
- Kakashvili
- Krivoruchko
- Jop (Poland)
Hockey players
- Krutokhvostov
- Ovechkin
- Myshkin
- Koshechkin
- Mogilny
- Vypuukal (Czech Republic)
- Vybl (Czech Republic)
- Jablonski
- Skvernyuk
Tennis players
- Chesnokov
Basketball players
- Fuck it
- Khryapa
Biathlon, skiing
- Deri Earth
- Chudov
- Kr. Stick
- Sacherbacher
Athletics
- Borzakovsky
- Borzov
- B. Shieblovski
Jumpers
- A. Malysh
- Zebra
A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He receives it from his relatives. Some owners, having become adults, rush to change their life-poisoning surname, others go through life with it, without complexes and by deeds proving that it is not the name that makes a person, but just the opposite, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.
I’m telling you right away, those who read it don’t drone on, like a button accordion...we’re sitting in silence, maybe someone hasn’t read the thread...))) Also continue the topic if you want... There’s no mat, just real names... some people are real it's a pity...)))
found it at http://www.territory.ru/info/forums/topic.php?t=112&f=22
A little preface. I work in a commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, these registries have collected more than 70 thousand people (small town!) and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names we came across, and then draw a prize of the week, month, etc.
Just funny names like Popik, Tadpolastikov, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, so I don’t list them here.
Well, this is what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!) Kakashkind, BlyaTko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (an interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with the sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if he has a cell phone) handed over for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, don’t I?), worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (just like Chekhovsky: there is no such thing,
which could not become a Jewish surname, but what a first and patronymic name!), director of a reputable company with the last name Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out)
Well, now the first three (in descending order) of the current month, I’ll repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Sraka (strong, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the last name INTRALIGATOR (like
international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and specifically identify such names.
The letter “B” turned out to be the richest in obscene surnames. In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans. Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for three
families who proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or
Bobinchik-Rabinovich. And there are two Nedrishchevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad. There are, respectively, five Pyatizhopovs. For every three Nadkhullins there is one Podkhullin. Onanizev is present in two
copies, Pupkin - three, and Sivukho also two. The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular among us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Pedik. They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, live very well,
Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin. We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Good people for every Bad person suggests that there are still more good people than bad ones.
Well, and finally: there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one. Chaynikov -17 (it’s good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops you on the road). And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs living in Moscow, four Yeltsins. Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin - 2, Elson - 3. Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers. Behind them are not the Petrovs at all, as one might assume, but the Kuznetsovs - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing out the legitimate Sidorovs, of whom there are also a lot.
A beautiful and harmonious surname is a reason for pride. But not everyone is so lucky in life. Let's look at the funniest surnames in Russia and the world, and you can decide for yourself whether their owners are lucky or vice versa.
Or add one of the following to a particularly funny last name. We are sure the result will make you laugh a lot.
The funniest female surnames in Russia
A very tasty name. By the way, the word “sausage” comes from the French saucisse (“sausage”). And it, in turn, is formed from the beautiful Latin word salsicia ("salinity").
This surname was derived from the nickname "Drunk" with the addition of the suffix "-х". However, in the old days such a nickname did not have a negative connotation. On the contrary, it was supposed to protect its owner from addiction.
In the heat of a domestic quarrel, a husband can call his wife by her last name, and, formally, he will be right.
An ancient surname formed from a personal nickname. According to Dahl's dictionary, the word “rukosuy” means “clumsy, mouthy.” And among the people, rukosuy were called beggars and vagabonds who did not even have mittens, and in cold times they warmed their hands in a beggar’s bag.
Is this a real name, or just an attempt to attract attention? Who knows, after all, access to VKontakte is still free, and not by passport.
A positive surname that immediately says that this is a good woman!
Nowadays, the word “freebie”, with which this surname is consonant, is used as a synonym for “free, for nothing.” There is an assumption that this word comes from the Polish word cholewa - boot top. There the poor nobles hid food, small items - things that could be “taken for free, for free.”
The slang word "boy" means a boy or young man. It must be difficult for a girl to live with such a surname.
What can I say? The man is in his place!
The funniest surnames in Russia are often associated with professional activity. We would venture to assume that among the ancestors of people with the surname “Kill the Wolf” there were good hunters.
It's good when chief accountant- honest.
Quite a rare and unusual surname. And it’s pronounced like a mini tongue twister.
Perhaps this surname has nothing to do with the biblical Hell. It may also be related to the Hebrew name Ada, which means “adornment.”
2. Vagina
The first bearers of this surname could have lived near a tributary of the Northern Dvina - the Vaga River. There is also a theory that Vaga is one of the variants of the name Evagrius, which translated from Greek means “happy on the hunt.”
In the Poltava region in Ukraine, such a surname is very common. There is even an area called Napyypy.
List of the funniest male surnames in Russia
The first bearer of such a harsh surname was probably a hunter. Wolfhounds are the name given to large dogs with which they hunt “gray predators, mothers and puppies.”
Together with the initials, this surname seems to hint: it is better not to get on the carpet with such a lieutenant colonel.
Well, how can you not smile when you imagine possible process production?
If you watched the old Soviet film “Queen of the Gas Station,” you probably remember that main character, played by Nadezhda Rumyantseva. And this surname was also used by a famous Odessa boxer of the 20s. According to the recollections of actor Boris Sichkin, when the boxer’s last name was announced, the entire audience responded with laughter: “Hello!”
We do not know what the origin of this surname is. But one cannot help but notice its similarity to a colloquial expression meaning “tells the truth” or “does not talk.”
The word, which has become one of the funny surnames these days, in ancient Slavic meant “feeble-minded, holy fool.” A freak is a person or animal with a physical disability or unpleasant oddities in behavior.
Excuse me, can I have another attending physician?
If you decide that this surname is formed from a well-known part human body, then you were wrong. Its origin is associated with the Romanian word popă - that is, “priest, priest.”
Who else should be appointed responsible for such an important matter as fire safety?
This surname alludes to the height and weight of its original bearer. IN in this case By thin and warm we mean a slender, thin and (or) short person.
Such a funny surname, like many others, “leaked” into the Russian language from Ukrainian language. It is there that compound surnames are in use (Chelombitko, Prostibozhenko, Nebeybatko, etc.).
Another nickname that has become a surname. And not very pleasant for one of its owners. Judging by this photo, he changed it to a more harmonious one.
The ultrasound is interesting and the doctor is funny.
2. Kakashkin
It is possible that initially this surname was read not Kakashkin, but Kokazhkin, after the name of the Albanian town of Kokaj. According to one of the bearers of the surname, in the 20s of the last century, many shoemakers from Kokai moved to Odessa. There they became first the Kokazhkins, and then the Kakashkins.
A solid, reliable, one might say, fundamental surname.
The funniest foreign names
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